LisaRowland (a.k.a. The Diva) - Lead vocals

This 5'2" powerhouse cannot only
sing like a rock star, but can spin
you a record, mix you a drink, and
find you a pet all while making you
say your sorry.

Daryl "Hot Lixx" Hesch - Lead and rhythm guitar, lead and backing vocals.

Though Daryl barely tops out at 5’6”,
he plays like a man twice his height. (We don’t know what that means, either.)
He can switch from the cool,
relaxing sounds of Santana to the angry screech
of Green Day – and that’s before he even plugs his guitar in!
Trust us when we say he’s a show all unto himself.

Rachella (Pom Pom) Capistrano - Percussion and backing vocals.

Can you say Mafia. This is a lady you don't want to mess with. She is the only chick we know that owns her own blow torch. Not only can she play the drums, but she will shove it right into your face and slam it right into your pocket and then top it off with a monkey dance and a pom pom solo. Did I mention she's a nice girl.

Rob "Bass-turd" Sutrick - Bass, and occasional grunts

Rob likes to take long walks in the park. Preferrably in the key of "A". This is OK with us as long as he doesn't snap his G string, and break a nut.